Weekly Random #12

Booty Bay was lively, cheers coming from the nearby tavern as the patrons prepared for the new years celebration. “Rocko!  How many more rockets you got to setup?” came the voice of the foreman, his gravely cries always hurting Rocko’s sensitive ears.  “Only a few more, boss!” he yelled back, two bottle rockets over his shoulders.  “Good, because you are on Big Burtha duty!”

Rocko let out a big sigh at the news, “Oh come on!  We are still cleaning the goop from the last bruiser that took that job!”  he complained, but the foreman was having none of it, “Do it, or you can kiss your overtime wages goodbye!”

Rocko left the main setup and walked over to the side of the store house, walking past a dozen signs that said “Keep Out!”, “Danger!”, and “Turn around before it’s too late, idiot!”  It was there he saw it, the infamous rocket, the one built time and again by the craziest of sappers to punctuate the new year.  “I better get a bonus for this!” Rocko cried out.

“Hey babe, what you doing?” came a sudden voice from the walkway above, Rocko looking up and first noticing the goggles, strapped casually to a forehead, before making out the face staring mischievously at him, “Oh… you got Burtha duty!?”

“Not now Jizzel! This is delicate business.” he said snidely as he pointed for her to leave.

“Hey!” she replied, twisting herself over the edge and dropping right next to Rocko, “That is no way to treat your girlfriend.”

“We already went over this!  You are not my girlfriend!” he yelled, the echo bouncing off the hills and causing the rocket to gently tip over, “Oh… oh… no…” Rocko said as he gently leaned over, pushing the nose of the rocket back upward.

“Aw, Rocko, babe, you going to make little ole Jizzy cry?” she said, walking up close to the shirtless goblin.  She grabbed him by the nose, pulling him toward her face, “Now tell me I am your girlfriend before I get out my wrench and make something accidentally happen to this rocket here.” she said sharply, a grin crossing her face.

Rocko’s eyes opened wide, “Okay, okay… Jizzy-bear… but I really do have to get back to work here.”

Jizzel pushed past him and walked up to the rocket anyways, marveling at it’s complexity, “So how much powder it got in there?” she asked, leaning up on it. Rocko felt his heart race, “Careful! She is full of concentrated boom juice!” he yelled, running up to her.

Jizzel gasped, “Oh my, that sounds like it would be one nether of a boom!  It’s making me all hot just thinking about it.” she said, waving at her face, “Oh, I know, you should totally fuck me on it!”

“What!?  No!” Rocko said in shock, before pushing her away from the rocket.

“Come on, babe!  Let me ride your rocket on the rocket!” she said as she pushed herself back into him, her breasts rubbing through her tunic on his open chest.  “I… huh…” he tried to protest, but Jizzel knew all his sensitive spots, nibbling on his ear and licking at his neck, “Pleeeeeeeeease?” she said, reaching into his shorts.  “Give me the Rocko Rocket!  I will even let you launch into my special ASSets.”

Rocko licked his lips, “Re… really?  Well in that case…” he said as he ripped  her tunic, pulling it quickly off and reaching for her pants  unbinding them, “Oh, yes!” Jizzel moaned as he pushed her now exposed body into the rocket, causing it to lean with her, “Ready for launch, babe!” she said, holding apart her cheeks so that Rocko could get a good view of her fuselage.

Rocko couldn’t take it anymore, ripping off his shorts and running towards her, “I am going to blast you good!” he said as he slammed into her, his dick pushing it’s way deep into her ass.  “Ouch!” Jizzel yelled, “Careful with the propulsion!” she said he pushed harder, causing her to bite her lip with pleasure and pain.

Rocko pumped hard into her, grabbing her cheeks and squeezing them as her tits slapped into the rockets hull.  Jizzel moaned, “Oh your rocket is so huge!” she said as she pushed back against him, the force causing the rocket to now shake violently.  A few thrusts later and the rocket fell over entirely, the two goblins now riding on top of it.

Rocko felt his body tingle as she squeezed around his cock, his eyes glazing over.  Jizzel smiled as she looked back, “Who needs fireworks!” she said playfully, her body hot and sweaty, “Explode inside me, babe!  Do it!”

Rocko’s mind was lost in the pleasure, but a sudden smell caught his nose. It smelled like brimstone mixed with pineapples, “Wait… what is that?”

Without missing a thrust Rocko looked down to notice a leak in Big Burtha’s main launcher, the boom juice dripping out.  He thought back to what his foreman told him, “Remember, boom juice is HIGHLY UNSTABLE!  Even just the heat of your body has the chance of setting it off!  Don’t do anything that heats you up!” the voice said, clearly in his mind.

“Oh shit…” he said as the smell suddenly changed, to that of blazing fire.  Jizzel was still pushing hard into him, “Don’t stop… don’t!” she said before the blaze ran it’s way up the juice and into the main rocket.  With a sudden concussive blast, the rocket launched the two airborne.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” Jizzel yelled as they flew upward, her nails digging into the rockets body.  Rocko held tight onto her hair, “Why do you have to have such a sexy, dangerous ass!” he cried,  “Oh… oh shit!” he yelled as he forgot how close she was to climax, his cock twitching deep into her ass.  He let out a scream as he unloaded inside her, the rocket still screaming into the heavens.

Jizzel moaned before yelling out  into the night sky, “Best… sex… ever….”

Happy New Year!  A little early, but hey, whose counting?  This image was a fun one to make, that Jizzel is DYNAMITE. (CWIDT)

Now, I would say that is the only image I made this week, but I would be lying.  I made another image, involving some upcoming mogu chicks from 5.2, however I felt it would be a little more niche.  So instead of making a normal post, you can find it hiding somewhere in this thread.  Oh, and it’s animated. (1/1/13 applied some small stealth edits!  for those that want a hint, know that I am blocking the path.)

Either way, see you all next year!  Lok’tar Ogar!